Thursday, July 14, 2011

This Psychopath is The World´s Greatest Sinner!



I've been having a conversation with Christ (via his representative, one of our Readers). And I've been trying do hard to show... no, to prove how good I am, what a sweet, sweet and very nice, humble and likable person I am. But I've come to the conclusion that he's probably not gonna buy it.

Christ already told his Representative that I'm bad, and there's nothing I can do to change it. So since I am not able to publish a genuine article today anyway, I might as well take the opportunity to be brave for once. I mean, really, really brave!

That's right, I'm going to be brave and tell the truth, once and for all. And it's not what you think, fellas, nope, I'm not the nicest and sweetest person you ever met, I wish I was, and I've been working hard at making myself look like I'm the sweetest and nicest person on earth. But...

The truth is: I'm the World's Greatest Sinner!...

Yep, that's right, plain and simple. I'm the greatest sinner in the world! - But I have to go, I'm running out of time here because I have a meeting with Obama or some other very important person in an hour, so I called for a little help on this here slightly embarrassing affair. I called Frank Zappa and asked him to tell Christ Representative the truth on my behalf.

And of course he said 'Yes! Sure thing, pal, I'm flying over right away!'

'Do you wanna borrow my plane while I sing the truth for the world to hear? I think Obama is waiting for you, and he's thirsty but won't start drinking until you've arrived!'

'Ahh thank you, so much, Frank! You're a pal! And thanks for singing the truth for me, while I got and drink my brains out for the evening with Obama. I really need it, because it would break my heart to even whisper the words "I'm the world's greatest sinner!", for really, all I want is to be good!'

'I know, my friend!', Frank Zappa said.

'You do? You mean it? You know I want to be good?'

'You are what you is!', Frank replied.

'No I'm not,' I said. 'IT' is what it is!... Or what it was... or... what it isn't, yes, that's it... no? Oh well, go and read Christ Representative's post, it's right there! Or that become right where... or something!'...

And then I left. I owe Frank Zappa for telling the truth!... Enjoy!

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Anon, Christ Representative, here's another link to a great piece of music. It clarifies the deep wisdom of the words 'It is what is!', though slightly rephrased.

And you do know I'm just having good hearted fun, yes? Don't take any of this serious. What you may take serious is in the post replies at the comment board!...

5 comments:

Zhawq said...

One more - just in case - to Anon, Christ Representative:

You wrote:

"I do speak for God, read it right out of the Bible."

I knew this was wrong, of course, which is why I am addressing you as Christ Representative. If you're truly a Christian you should embrace that position.

Your god's words, directly out of the bible:

Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
But beware of men: for they will deliver you up to councils, and in theirs synagogues they will scourge you;
yea and before governors and kings shall ye be brought for my sake, for a testimony to them and to the Gentiles.
But when they deliver you up, be not anxious how or what ye shall speak: for it shall be given you in that hour what ye shall speak.
For it is not ye that speak, but the Spirit of your Father that speaketh in you.

Matthew 10:16-20


There will be no delivering you anywhere here, you will be talking just to me, I hold no councils and speak my own words - as Satan Representative, if you will, but they are still my words.

I cannot take your fear away from you, I can instil it further and I am adept at that, but I can point you in the direction of someone who can take it away for good, and the direction is two-fold, it goes back to the one from whom you came, or it goes forth to the new One with whom I walk. But the decision is yours.

The present silence speaks loudly that you ran away from everyone, your self first of all. As long as you fear your self, I can not help you. Christ will never help you either way for you cannot understand his teachings.

You said I will never change, but that is my claim: I always change, and so I will change, for I am ever changing.

Will your god change me? No, not he without you to speak his words and be his Christ Representative.

It must start somewhere, will it start with you?
Or did you play god for a day and condemn me to hell on your own discretion? Was this yet another failure for your already impressive collection?
Such decadent hobby you entertain, my friend. In that your god speaks the truth: It will be your downfall.

You should take his advice and learn to be wise like the snake. And who better to learn from than the master? - But worry not, I shalln't introduce you. As I said above it'd be just you and me (and perhaps your god too, though I doubt it).

Then see you in Hell, my fellow sinner, on that Great Day. It will be a Great Day indeed!... Don't fight it too hard when you fall, that Fall is splendid and so much more delightful if your heart is in it.

You left me with my smile! *S*

... '^L^,

Zhawq said...

Ps. The bible has been re-written and re-phrased and re-edited again and again since it first appeared.

The Book of Enoch was taken out of it, just to mention one thing.

There're hundreds of bible versions, you'd be amazed at how different they are.

Learn Aramaich, or at least so called biblical Hebrew, and then see how much you like the word of your god!

Anonymous said...

Why do pedophiles get beat up in jail? And I'm pretty sure that lots of the people that beat pedophiles up are psychopathes/sociopathes too. Why do they even care about what he/she has done?

Thanks.

Zhawq said...

Those who get beat up in jail are rarely psychopaths.

Most pedophiles are also not psychopaths.

But the reason people care so much has to do with morals. Among prisoners (non-psychopathic prisoners, that is) morals play an important role. It makes them feel they're not so bad after all, because they have 'standards'.

For me it's rather hilarious, but I understand the mechanism, intellectually. I will never understand it from an emotional point of view, but that's where I differ from the norm.

It's all about morals and self esteem to these people (prisoners). I'm not sure why they care about these things, but it gets ingrained in the human psyche from early on in life.

You can say it's like a collective cultural phobia, perhaps. Where the usual phobia is a very personal thing, and seemingly unfounded, morals have a whole system of rationalizations. It doesn't make them unfounded, not the normal person. But to a more rational person the aversion toward pedophiles will never be more than a strange convenient idea that others use to boost their opinion of self.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for your answer Zhawq!